Cause I'm Awesome?
- sunnythamshuxiannn
- Insatiably curious and really quite happy. :D
On rare occasions that I get bored and inactive, i tend to eat a lot, move very little and feel generally miserable.
I blog to express, not to impress. So back off if you feel offended.
Showing posts with label I Lived and Laughed. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I Lived and Laughed. Show all posts
July 22, 2011
July 21, 2011
Bubbly.
My shower is my favorite place in the world.
Because I can cry, and nobody would know.
I can think, and nobody would judge.
I can do whatever I want in there.
I can even play with bubbles.
:)
Because I can cry, and nobody would know.
I can think, and nobody would judge.
I can do whatever I want in there.
I can even play with bubbles.
:)
March 24, 2011
pick up lines?
-what a great topic to talk about.
Kev: Hey lady, can you buy me a drink?
Me: (...)
Kev: Cause I drop mine when I see you.
Me: HAHHHAHHAHAHHAHAHA WTF KEV GO AWAYYYY.
Kev: Are you from Tennessee?
Nic: KEV DAMN LAMEEE. Because you're the only ten I see right?
Kev: Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
Me: This will never work. -_-
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Kev: Hey lady, can you buy me a drink?
Me: (...)
Kev: Cause I drop mine when I see you.
Me: HAHHHAHHAHAHHAHAHA WTF KEV GO AWAYYYY.
Kev: Are you from Tennessee?
Nic: KEV DAMN LAMEEE. Because you're the only ten I see right?
Kev: Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
Me: This will never work. -_-
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March 12, 2011
reasons to smile
One of the most retarded jokes I have ever heard. It doesn't make sense at all I know but... JUST LAUGH if you get the joke.
S - Shanaz, F - Friends, M - Me!
S: Antara banyak banyak ikan, ikan mana yang paling besar?
F: Hmmmmm, ikan paus?
M: Ikan paus not fish la. That one mammal right?
F: Then?...
M: Sharks biggest right? What do you call sharks in BM? (LOL is sharks even the largest fish? My general knowledge damn FAIL.)
S: Faster la.
M: Okay okay, ikan yu paling besar.
S: Antara banyak banyak ikan yu, ikan yu mana yang paling besar?
M: Mutated ikan yu?
S: Nope.
M: Erm. Ikan yu yang baru habis makan ikan-ikan lain. RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT? (Was thinking, OMG, why I so smart!)
S: Nope. (Straight away potong my steam.)
M: Give up. Tell me the answer.
S: Ikan yu yang disaluti tepung.
M: WTF????? Why tepung?
S: Cause extra layer maa. That's why biggest.
M: !@$*#@$#%#%^^&*(*^**(*!!
S: Last one. Antara banyak kuali-kuali, kuali mana yang paling besar?
M: Confirm some damn stupid answer. Just let me know la, I can take it. -_____-
S: Kuali yang mengoreng ikan yu yang disaluti tepung.
WHADAFAK! (Y)
HAHAHAHAHA I GOT AWESOME UNI MATES LA WHAT TO DO! Seriously, how would I survive Monash without you people to brighten up my days?
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S - Shanaz, F - Friends, M - Me!
S: Antara banyak banyak ikan, ikan mana yang paling besar?
F: Hmmmmm, ikan paus?
M: Ikan paus not fish la. That one mammal right?
F: Then?...
M: Sharks biggest right? What do you call sharks in BM? (LOL is sharks even the largest fish? My general knowledge damn FAIL.)
S: Faster la.
M: Okay okay, ikan yu paling besar.
S: Antara banyak banyak ikan yu, ikan yu mana yang paling besar?
M: Mutated ikan yu?
S: Nope.
M: Erm. Ikan yu yang baru habis makan ikan-ikan lain. RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT? (Was thinking, OMG, why I so smart!)
S: Nope. (Straight away potong my steam.)
M: Give up. Tell me the answer.
S: Ikan yu yang disaluti tepung.
M: WTF????? Why tepung?
S: Cause extra layer maa. That's why biggest.
M: !@$*#@$#%#%^^&*(*^**(*!!
S: Last one. Antara banyak kuali-kuali, kuali mana yang paling besar?
M: Confirm some damn stupid answer. Just let me know la, I can take it. -_____-
S: Kuali yang mengoreng ikan yu yang disaluti tepung.
WHADAFAK! (Y)
HAHAHAHAHA I GOT AWESOME UNI MATES LA WHAT TO DO! Seriously, how would I survive Monash without you people to brighten up my days?
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January 19, 2011
because i say hey
It was our usual roti tissue date at Melur. :D
Out of a sudden...
Ashley: *high pitch* EHHHH Got cat walking under the table laaaa!
Sunny: Excuse me, boleh tolong halau kucing tu? Kawan saya takut kucing la.
Waiter: HUH? SORRY AH, I PUN TAKUT KUCING LA.
HAHAHAHAHAH WHAT THE NONSENSE. Ashley, I'm glad you found your new best friend with common interest.
It was a night full of crappy stuffs and sugar coated crispy biscuits. Diabetes is gonna come knocking on my door soon, seriously.
:)
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Out of a sudden...
Ashley: *high pitch* EHHHH Got cat walking under the table laaaa!
Sunny: Excuse me, boleh tolong halau kucing tu? Kawan saya takut kucing la.
Waiter: HUH? SORRY AH, I PUN TAKUT KUCING LA.
HAHAHAHAHAH WHAT THE NONSENSE. Ashley, I'm glad you found your new best friend with common interest.
It was a night full of crappy stuffs and sugar coated crispy biscuits. Diabetes is gonna come knocking on my door soon, seriously.
:)
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