Please be warned, watch this at your own risk LOL!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This video should win Oscar for the "Most Mind Disturbing Fucked Up Video", if such award ever exist. Oh god this video is making me speechless.
I cannot stop laughing when I saw that guy singing to his 'mic' at 3.31. HAHHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAH WTF.
DIE ANTWOORD is truly awesome for coming up with this masterpiece. They beat Nicki Minaj's Massive Attack flat. FLAT.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BYEEEEEE. I still cannot stop laughing.
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Cause I'm Awesome?
- sunnythamshuxiannn
- Insatiably curious and really quite happy. :D
On rare occasions that I get bored and inactive, i tend to eat a lot, move very little and feel generally miserable.
I blog to express, not to impress. So back off if you feel offended.
March 16, 2011
March 14, 2011
happy cheena bunny year!
Harroooo readers! ♥
MY CHUBBY-NESS KILLS I KNOWWW HAHAHHAHHA.
So I'm finally blogging something about my Chinese New Year! (after nearly two months I know! HAHAHA.) Born to be an awesome procrastinator sorry people. Anyways, better late than never right, take that.
My routine for Chinese New Year is almost the same every year. CNY visiting to my granduncle's place which located along the Straits of Malacca, a trip down to Melaka town, praying at Guan Yin Ma's temple, must have the most awesome cendol at Tan Kim Hock, more temple and temple and even more temple. I don't know why my parents love temples but I really don't mind visiting temples. I love the joss stick's smell, cannot is it.
I am not sure if it is just me or what but as I grow older, I don't seem to enjoy CNY that much anymore. I remember how I used to love CNY when I was a kid. CNY IS LIKE THE MOST AWESOME CELEBRATION EVER, besides children day la of course. But now... I hate to admit this but I am only looking forward to the red packets, gambling and drinking session. The only time you get to sit down and drink with your parents. HAHAHAHA. Don't you feel kinda awkward meeting up with relatives that you don't even know how to address them? And also those far far away cousins whom you only met once a year? My memory is so bad that I don't think I can recognise them if I ever bump into them.
Nevertheless, CNY is always pretty great and always will be great for one ultimate reason: THE FOOOOOOOOOD! Pineapple tarts, applepine tarts, tarts pineapple, pine-tarts-apple and more pineapple tarts! PINEAPPLE TARTS EFFFFFFF-TEEEEEE-DOUBLE-YEW! Speaking of that, I've gained 2kgs from all that eat-sleep-TV-eat-sleep-EATTTTTTT-SLEEEEEEEP routine. I ISZ DAMN FAILURE. What happened to all the diet plan. FAIL.
Took quite a number of pictures. Fully utilising my baby S95! My baby is so damn freaking awesome and I am so in loveeeeeee with it. Can't live without it. I know I have horrible photography skills but if you think those pictures are nice, must be my baby's hard work LOLLLLL.
Fireworks.
Boats?
Straits of Malacca.
Purple flowers.
Pink flowers?
I am too lazy for any more captions.
Damn huge. Sure smell damn nice I think.
Red nails FTW.
YAYY. My super chubby face AGAIN. *pokes* This time with HUGE BIG LOLLIPOP. Omg suck until can die I think.
HAPPY HOP-HOP BUNNY YEAR EVERYONE! May your year of rabbit be filled with love, joy, happiness and everything nice! (Wishes are better late than never okay! TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT HAHAHAHA)
Signing off. I still got tons of tutorial homework awaiting me. Seriously, can I just ignore and go to sleep? Monash's bitch! BITCH! @!#$@#%$!%!%!&^&!^!&!! I THINK I NEED REDBULL AHHHHH STRESSSSSSS BYEEEEE!
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MY CHUBBY-NESS KILLS I KNOWWW HAHAHHAHHA.
So I'm finally blogging something about my Chinese New Year! (after nearly two months I know! HAHAHA.) Born to be an awesome procrastinator sorry people. Anyways, better late than never right, take that.
My routine for Chinese New Year is almost the same every year. CNY visiting to my granduncle's place which located along the Straits of Malacca, a trip down to Melaka town, praying at Guan Yin Ma's temple, must have the most awesome cendol at Tan Kim Hock, more temple and temple and even more temple. I don't know why my parents love temples but I really don't mind visiting temples. I love the joss stick's smell, cannot is it.
I am not sure if it is just me or what but as I grow older, I don't seem to enjoy CNY that much anymore. I remember how I used to love CNY when I was a kid. CNY IS LIKE THE MOST AWESOME CELEBRATION EVER, besides children day la of course. But now... I hate to admit this but I am only looking forward to the red packets, gambling and drinking session. The only time you get to sit down and drink with your parents. HAHAHAHA. Don't you feel kinda awkward meeting up with relatives that you don't even know how to address them? And also those far far away cousins whom you only met once a year? My memory is so bad that I don't think I can recognise them if I ever bump into them.
Nevertheless, CNY is always pretty great and always will be great for one ultimate reason: THE FOOOOOOOOOD! Pineapple tarts, applepine tarts, tarts pineapple, pine-tarts-apple and more pineapple tarts! PINEAPPLE TARTS EFFFFFFF-TEEEEEE-DOUBLE-YEW! Speaking of that, I've gained 2kgs from all that eat-sleep-TV-eat-sleep-EATTTTTTT-SLEEEEEEEP routine. I ISZ DAMN FAILURE. What happened to all the diet plan. FAIL.
Took quite a number of pictures. Fully utilising my baby S95! My baby is so damn freaking awesome and I am so in loveeeeeee with it. Can't live without it. I know I have horrible photography skills but if you think those pictures are nice, must be my baby's hard work LOLLLLL.
Fireworks.
Boats?
Straits of Malacca.
Purple flowers.
Pink flowers?
I am too lazy for any more captions.
Damn huge. Sure smell damn nice I think.
Red nails FTW.
YAYY. My super chubby face AGAIN. *pokes* This time with HUGE BIG LOLLIPOP. Omg suck until can die I think.
HAPPY HOP-HOP BUNNY YEAR EVERYONE! May your year of rabbit be filled with love, joy, happiness and everything nice! (Wishes are better late than never okay! TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT HAHAHAHA)
Signing off. I still got tons of tutorial homework awaiting me. Seriously, can I just ignore and go to sleep? Monash's bitch! BITCH! @!#$@#%$!%!%!&^&!^!&!! I THINK I NEED REDBULL AHHHHH STRESSSSSSS BYEEEEE!
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March 13, 2011
the story ends here
It is a strange thing when people say time is a healer and things would get easier with time. Things doesn't get easier, you adapt to the changes and now that whatever changes is already part of you, you slowly forgot about the pain and you move on with the wounds. The scars left behind is to remind you not to repeat your silly past mistakes.
You never know when you will ever give up on somebody until the right moment strikes. It feels like you just suddenly woke up from a bad long dream and got back to reality. And then... You don't even remember what was the nightmare all about no matter how hard you tried to recall.
Whatever with the past is gone, the best is always yet to come. I'm just truly glad to say that I finally got back to reality and the best part was, without realising, I'm already moving on and getting used to life without you. Perhaps that was the best decision you ever made two years back because we're all happier now.
ERMMMM NOPE I AM DEFINITELY HAPPIER THAN
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March 12, 2011
reasons to smile
One of the most retarded jokes I have ever heard. It doesn't make sense at all I know but... JUST LAUGH if you get the joke.
S - Shanaz, F - Friends, M - Me!
S: Antara banyak banyak ikan, ikan mana yang paling besar?
F: Hmmmmm, ikan paus?
M: Ikan paus not fish la. That one mammal right?
F: Then?...
M: Sharks biggest right? What do you call sharks in BM? (LOL is sharks even the largest fish? My general knowledge damn FAIL.)
S: Faster la.
M: Okay okay, ikan yu paling besar.
S: Antara banyak banyak ikan yu, ikan yu mana yang paling besar?
M: Mutated ikan yu?
S: Nope.
M: Erm. Ikan yu yang baru habis makan ikan-ikan lain. RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT? (Was thinking, OMG, why I so smart!)
S: Nope. (Straight away potong my steam.)
M: Give up. Tell me the answer.
S: Ikan yu yang disaluti tepung.
M: WTF????? Why tepung?
S: Cause extra layer maa. That's why biggest.
M: !@$*#@$#%#%^^&*(*^**(*!!
S: Last one. Antara banyak kuali-kuali, kuali mana yang paling besar?
M: Confirm some damn stupid answer. Just let me know la, I can take it. -_____-
S: Kuali yang mengoreng ikan yu yang disaluti tepung.
WHADAFAK! (Y)
HAHAHAHAHA I GOT AWESOME UNI MATES LA WHAT TO DO! Seriously, how would I survive Monash without you people to brighten up my days?
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S - Shanaz, F - Friends, M - Me!
S: Antara banyak banyak ikan, ikan mana yang paling besar?
F: Hmmmmm, ikan paus?
M: Ikan paus not fish la. That one mammal right?
F: Then?...
M: Sharks biggest right? What do you call sharks in BM? (LOL is sharks even the largest fish? My general knowledge damn FAIL.)
S: Faster la.
M: Okay okay, ikan yu paling besar.
S: Antara banyak banyak ikan yu, ikan yu mana yang paling besar?
M: Mutated ikan yu?
S: Nope.
M: Erm. Ikan yu yang baru habis makan ikan-ikan lain. RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT? (Was thinking, OMG, why I so smart!)
S: Nope. (Straight away potong my steam.)
M: Give up. Tell me the answer.
S: Ikan yu yang disaluti tepung.
M: WTF????? Why tepung?
S: Cause extra layer maa. That's why biggest.
M: !@$*#@$#%#%^^&*(*^**(*!!
S: Last one. Antara banyak kuali-kuali, kuali mana yang paling besar?
M: Confirm some damn stupid answer. Just let me know la, I can take it. -_____-
S: Kuali yang mengoreng ikan yu yang disaluti tepung.
WHADAFAK! (Y)
HAHAHAHAHA I GOT AWESOME UNI MATES LA WHAT TO DO! Seriously, how would I survive Monash without you people to brighten up my days?
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March 6, 2011
March 5, 2011
brand new start
The long awaited weekend had finally arrived. SIGHS. My first week at uni was terrible. Terrible until the extent where I'd rather kill a cockroach bare hand than having to go through all the stressful meaningless crappy stuffs. Having enough sleep is pretty darn important. I blame it on sleep deprivation. I got so easily frustrated and I feel like cursing the whole damn world for everything I did wrongly, from the biggest matter of forgetting my purse at home to the smallest matter like not drawing equally balance eyeliner for my both eyes.
1. Business Law book was a pain in the ass! Why are you Australians even complaining when you're only paying one-third the price I paid for the exact same book? You paid 100bucks? I paid a freaking 400 bucks for it okay. YESSSSSSS I WIN!
2. Learn to trust yourself more than anything else. Do not depend on others for answers. Or you might actually lose out on something really matters and regret for not searching the solution yourself. And end up ranting here like me.
3. It totally ruined my day knowing that I cannot exchange neither transfer to OZ next semester. I need to complete 48 credit points, which means I'd have to complete my first year here before I can leave this "ewwwwww-gross" country for half a year. Sorry to peeps in OZ! I really wanna be there but I can't. Monash should revise their policy and the first thing they should do is to make me the CEO. HAHAHA.
4. My timetable was such a mess. I really don't know how to explain it here but whatever,just let it be. No, I am still having a tough time fixing it right now. Monash again? Grr. Vote me as the next Jeffrey Cheah and I'll solve all your problems.
5. The day I needed my Strawberry Rocky most, I couldn't find it anywhere. I propose that Monash should place this vending machine selling Rocky, Panda Biscuits, Oreo cookies, Kit-Kat, Tim-Tam and... Basically just sell everything I like la.
6. I don't know any single soul in my Biz Law tutorial. Crap! I am so dependent on my uni mates until I... I refuse to meet new people?? HAHAHAH WTH I KNOW. I feel so comfortable around my newly found uni friends. They are whole bunch of awesome nice people who find happiness in bullying me. -.- Anyways, since when did I become so anti social? Must be after that incident. I do not open up to people that easily anymore, fearing that they might hurt me if we got too close. I got so physically ill every time I remember how hard I cried when that you'd rather choose to believe *inserts name* over me, the freaking awesome cute one LOLLLL.
On a random note,
Thanks to the wrong information given by my uni mates, I entered the wrong class for my first ever lecture of the new semester. That was not the worst part to begin with. Somebody in the lecture hall actually recognised me and called out loud for my name when I was about to escape in embarrassment. Double kill. HAHAHAHAHAHAH. DAMN DUMB. MY FIRST CLASS OKAY. Aiyo bad impression.
To self,
Life is too short for anything but happiness. No more rants for the following weeks okay? SMILEEEEEE LIKE A G6! I so fly like a G6, like a G6, like a G6!
Love, self.
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1. Business Law book was a pain in the ass! Why are you Australians even complaining when you're only paying one-third the price I paid for the exact same book? You paid 100bucks? I paid a freaking 400 bucks for it okay. YESSSSSSS I WIN!
2. Learn to trust yourself more than anything else. Do not depend on others for answers. Or you might actually lose out on something really matters and regret for not searching the solution yourself. And end up ranting here like me.
3. It totally ruined my day knowing that I cannot exchange neither transfer to OZ next semester. I need to complete 48 credit points, which means I'd have to complete my first year here before I can leave this "ewwwwww-gross" country for half a year. Sorry to peeps in OZ! I really wanna be there but I can't. Monash should revise their policy and the first thing they should do is to make me the CEO. HAHAHA.
4. My timetable was such a mess. I really don't know how to explain it here but whatever,
5. The day I needed my Strawberry Rocky most, I couldn't find it anywhere. I propose that Monash should place this vending machine selling Rocky, Panda Biscuits, Oreo cookies, Kit-Kat, Tim-Tam and... Basically just sell everything I like la.
6. I don't know any single soul in my Biz Law tutorial. Crap! I am so dependent on my uni mates until I... I refuse to meet new people?? HAHAHAH WTH I KNOW. I feel so comfortable around my newly found uni friends. They are whole bunch of awesome nice people who find happiness in bullying me. -.- Anyways, since when did I become so anti social? Must be after that incident. I do not open up to people that easily anymore, fearing that they might hurt me if we got too close. I got so physically ill every time I remember how hard I cried when that you'd rather choose to believe *inserts name* over me, the freaking awesome cute one LOLLLL.
On a random note,
Thanks to the wrong information given by my uni mates, I entered the wrong class for my first ever lecture of the new semester. That was not the worst part to begin with. Somebody in the lecture hall actually recognised me and called out loud for my name when I was about to escape in embarrassment. Double kill. HAHAHAHAHAHAH. DAMN DUMB. MY FIRST CLASS OKAY. Aiyo bad impression.
To self,
Life is too short for anything but happiness. No more rants for the following weeks okay? SMILEEEEEE LIKE A G6! I so fly like a G6, like a G6, like a G6!
Love, self.
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February 25, 2011
25th Feb '2011
Today was an amazingly hilarious day. Don't ask why, it just is. Probably i will blog about it soon not so soon I think. I am a busy woman AHEM.
May be in 3 weeks time, after i sort out all my drafted post? I have a whole list of things to blog about. Just realised I haven't even started anything on my CNY post.
Highlight: Uni is starting in 3 days time, after like 7367646579068 goyang kaki days. I shall not complain about starting class and being stressful and everything... after the steam burger incident today. It is time to start the engine and start speeding like a Ferrari again. Anyways the story of steam burger was truly truly epic. BUT I CANNOT TELL ANYONE, I PROMISED ASHLEY ALREADY.
PS ; happy 20th birthdaaaaaaay Mojojojo! ILY TILL BITS! ♥
Hint hint: I finally know why Barney Stinson is so into Laser Tag. OH MY GOD, IT WAS SO AWESOMELY AWESOME. Okay too much info.
BYEEEE.
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May be in 3 weeks time, after i sort out all my drafted post? I have a whole list of things to blog about. Just realised I haven't even started anything on my CNY post.
Highlight: Uni is starting in 3 days time, after like 7367646579068 goyang kaki days. I shall not complain about starting class and being stressful and everything... after the steam burger incident today. It is time to start the engine and start speeding like a Ferrari again. Anyways the story of steam burger was truly truly epic. BUT I CANNOT TELL ANYONE, I PROMISED ASHLEY ALREADY.
PS ; happy 20th birthdaaaaaaay Mojojojo! ILY TILL BITS! ♥
Hint hint: I finally know why Barney Stinson is so into Laser Tag. OH MY GOD, IT WAS SO AWESOMELY AWESOME. Okay too much info.
BYEEEE.
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